English from Zero

First lesson with S later today. Hmmm. Just listening to a bit of 'English 901', the tape course (60s) I intend to use with S for homework, that is work on his own when he's shaving, when he's walking to the University, when he's under his car i.e. to give him the chance to learn basic structures at his own pace, if that appeals to him. A woman with an awfully plummy voice asks brightly: "Is this Lesson Three? Where's Lesson Four? Now it's your turn, Jane. Please, read....That's very good!" Well, I suppose it is English (an English) of some sort....."This is lesson Fower, innit?"

Dennis